Foreign traffic

I’m intrigued by some of my recent blog stats. I’ve noticed that my blog is of international interest!

I started this off as a better way of getting the stupid/ranty/crazy thoughts out of my head than just turning toward my wife and letting out a Peter Griffinesque “you know what really grinds my gears?”. She’s been with me for 11 years now so I thought it was time to give her a break. I know, I’m awesome.

But little did I realise that *raises sword above head* by the power of Greyskull Google and Twitter people in other nations would read my thoughts!

Now I understand that people in English speaking countries might want to read something about being a SAHD or sporting culture, and lucky them, they found me. So hello to the USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand! But over the last few days I’ve had hits from Kenya, Ukraine and Pakistan. Hello to you guys to!

So what is it that’s made my blog so appealing to these non English speaking countries? Why am I getting hits off Bing and Google from the far flung corners of the globe? Do they care about the plight of the people of Happyland? Do they want to know how not to be a good SAHD? Who knows? All I know for certain is that my international hits started after the inaugural Cunt Of The Week post.

I think the only lesson we can take away from this is that there are cunts all over the world and people of all nations want to see if their national representatives are in with a chance of winning #COTW. I feel a world cup of cunts arriving in the summer…

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