The SAHD blues


I stay home with my children,
I love them very much,
But with reality,
I think I’m losing touch!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad blues.

My identity changes,
From day to day,
Today I’m an octonaut,
I was a dog yesterday!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad blues.

Been watching cbeebies,
for far too long,
I watch all the programmes,
And I know all the songs!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad blues.

There’s playdoh in the carpet,
Pink yellow gold and blue,
There’s a funky smell in the air,
It’s a nappy full of poo!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad blues.

Found a book in the toilet,
Found toast in my bed,
Found bags under my eyes,
Found no hair on my head!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad blues.

Got homicidal intentions,
Toward manufacturers of toys,
Why the hell do they all need,
To make so much damn noise!

Oh yeah!
I got them stay at home dad bluuuuuueeeeessssss!!!